Rank	Name	Ejections	Games	Games/Ejection	Seasons	Avg/Season
1	LARRY BOWA	29	853	29	6	4.833
2	BUDDY BELL	42	1243	29	9	4.667
3	CECIL COOPER	9	341	37	3	3.000
4	ALAN TRAMMELL	12	489	40	4	3.000
5	MIKE HARGROVE	50	2363	47	16	3.125
6	PHIL GARNER	44	2040	46	15	2.933
7	CLINT HURDLE	64	2615	40	17	3.765
8	NED YOST	47	2544	54	16	2.938
9	LOU PINIELLA	64	3548	55	23	2.783
10	MIKE SCIOSCIA	47	3078	65	19	2.474
11	ART HOWE	26	2266	87	14	1.857
12	JOHNNY OATES	18	1544	85	11	1.636
13	PETE ROSE	9	786	87	6	1.500
14	BOB BOONE	8	815	101	6	1.333
15	DON BAYLOR	12	1316	109	9	1.333
16	RAY KNIGHT	5	262	52	3	1.667
17	PAUL MOLITOR	8	648	81	4	2.000
18	KIRK GIBSON	10	728	72	5	2.000
19	JERRY NARRON	10	633	63	5	2.000
20	DAVEY LOPES	6	340	56	3	2.000
21	TONY PENA	7	483	69	4	1.750
22	JOHN WATHAN	7	646	92	6	1.167
23	WILLIE RANDOLPH	4	555	138	4	1.000
24	BUCK MARTINEZ	2	215	107	2	1.000
25	LEE MAZZILLI	2	269	134	2	1.000
26	GENE TENACE	1	384	384	1	1.000
27	BRUCE KIMM	1	78	78	1	1.000
28	JERRY ROYSTER	1	147	147	1	1.000
29	JIM ESSIAN	1	122	122	1	1.000
30	TONY PEREZ	1	158	158	2	0.500
31	BUCKY DENT	1	89	89	2	0.500
32	LARRY PARRISH	1	186	186	2	0.500
33	PETE MACKANIN	2	518	259	5	0.400
34	LUIS PUJOLS	2	155	77	1	2.000
35	BILL RUSSELL	3	322	107	3	1.000
36	CECIL COOPER	9	341	37	3	3.000

*Glenn Hoffman had none.

I cannot recall one, and I am certain the umpires would have been babies about it, but no cards showing an argument with an umpire. I get it but c’mon.. LOU PINIELLA? LARRY BOWA? How about these two mock ups? Who wouldnt love these? Other than Lou and Aaron maybe.